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[minteaprince]

duel me at my card post
halloweenies '19


hello children
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Į̠͈̯͍̙̗͍̮ͧͤͦ̍ͯͭ̄̑ͅ'̗ͣ̉̀͞ͅM̆ͯ̋͛̐҉̟̳̦͉̤̥͇̕ ̶̧̻̣̜̪͉ͯ͊̍̌̋̐ͮ̚W̤͚͇͙͒̽̽͒̊͢Aͧ̌ͮ͢҉̭̞͕̬̞̲̞̕T̝̥̬͙͎̲͐̅ͩͫ͆͞C͉̪͙̮̳̉̓̐̿̈́ͮ͟ͅH̰͎͕͉͉ͤͭ̑͐͒ͣ̂́̀Ï͎̩̗̼̩͕̙̫̒ͦ͢͞N̰̜͖̙̞̓͐̊ͩ̄̔̅Ģ̺̱̳͙̩̑̑̊̃̒͊͘͠ ̜̦̖̦̮̥̽ͥ̆̿̋̓ͥ͘Y̢̭̺͛̃̌͊O͕̾Ū͇͔̜͉̣̑̓̊͛ͩ͟͝




You don't get any sugary sweets unless you:
1. tell me a super lame joke.
2. or a pun of sorts.
3. or send me a stupid gif.
4. or give me the corniest lovesong you can possibly find.
5. best is if you do it all.

✧･ﾟ*.∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿*:･ﾟ✧ //sassy hairflip


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[+] ∞ supply of blue candy [11/04] [+] green candy from colouring book 210 [11/04] [+] yellow candy from rose_dragon [11/05] [+] red candy from thebun [11/05] [+] purple candy from seiyuu guess 418 [11/11] [+] blue candy from colouring book 210 [11/11] [+] blue candy from colouring book 211 [11/11]


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Comments

[preternatural]

Hey Kazu, what did the ghost say to the other ghost?

...

Do you believe in humans? 8D

[minteaprince]

//LE GASP

NON! CE N'EST PAS POSSIBLE!
HUMANS EXISTING-

I will have to agree with Mr. Shrugging Ghost over there, and so, have some sugar for telling me this valuable fact-

[scblakdrgon]

What has ears, whiskers and a tail and no fur?
(Caution: should you see it, run as far away as you can)

....

Open the door

[minteaprince]

Well, I was going to answer skinny pigs, but this will do-

Alas, I was always taught in self-defense to throw things and run while they're distracted and so-
//tosses at

[dieneces]

This is my favorite pun story, shoot me

[minteaprince]

omg that's beautiful it's heartrending
brings a tear to my eye
such emotion-


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[onyxdotexe]

I can do the gif!

[minteaprince]

Ahhhhhh I love Pegasus <3
But, Hades better look spiffy for All Hallow's Eve-


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[netbug009]

Trick or Treat!

Two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second would have ducked.

[minteaprince]

ahhhhhh yes
bar jokes
here's one in return:
A termite walks into a saloon and asks, "Hey, is the bar tender here?"


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[empanadas]

Trick or treat!

[minteaprince]

omg yes this is all i need
i will steal candy from children
just arrest me pls, officer-

THANK YOU FOR BRINGING ME THIS-

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[toran]

THIS IS MY FAVORITE PUN...

[minteaprince]

brilliant


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[emberwishes]

YOU ASKED FOR IT KAZU-SAMA

1. The past, the present and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.
2.
3.
4. THIS IS ALL KINDS OF CORN
5. Complete ;) ♥

Trick or treat Kaz-Kaz!

[minteaprince]

Beautiful! I'd say that I've been hit by a.......smooth criminal B)

And you're right.........that is really corny. Like there's a lot of corn there. A whole cornfield.

FANTASTIC 11/10
HAVE SUGAR
TAKE IT

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[kuranosuke]

Trick or treat~ :3


credits

[minteaprince]

What a suave ghost! Perfect!

Rewards abound, here's your candy-

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[sal]

TRICK OR TREAT!

[minteaprince]

SUCH SWAG DANCE MOVES
I WILL BE SURE TO USE THIS NEXT TIME I HIT THE DANCE FLOOR
AND START THE PARTY
WHEN I WALK IN
THANK YOU-

IN APPRECIATION IN YOUR CONTRIBUTION TO MY QUEST TO BE THE MOST FABULOUS SWAGILICIOUS DANCER, HAVE SOME CANDY

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[aaveplsgo]

Trick or treat!


i hope this is stupid enough...

[minteaprince]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaah! I love Joltiks, they're adorable!
I am sure that Oshawott does not agree-

I enjoy this! Have a candy!
//full-hearted laugh

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[gammacrank]

Trick or treat! My sister tells this joke every time she gets drunk. Every. Time.

A bear walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "Can I have a large Gin............................ and Tonic, please?" The Barman replies: "Yeah, sure, but what's with the big pause?"

[minteaprince]

It is a classic! I almost can't bear it! It's impawsible to not like bear jokes, although I'm sure your sister might be embearassed when she's...well, not so drunk. Maybe next time, she can try something new and do a bearrel roll instead, although I'm not too sure she's koalified-

Well, regardless.....

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[skybuns]

....trick or treat :|

[minteaprince]

i forgive you for your lack of excitement because puppy-


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[instrumentality]

GUTTA GUR FOAST.....

Trick or treat!

[minteaprince]

NURT FOAST EENERF...........
HERV SOOM CERNDY TO LURVEL UP............


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[canute]

I have no idea what the context of this gif is but it is beautiful nonetheless

Trick or treat!

[minteaprince]

omg yes plastic nee-san wwwwwwwwwwww

beautiful
this is a very good costume
i look forward to an interpretative performance of this for halloween-

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[radria]

Someone doesn't want to be in the holiday spirit it seems.

[minteaprince]

I feel a kindred spirit in me with the boy in the far right-
it seems i feel my soul is leaving me too
how fitting for halloween-

THANK YOU! Have some candy!

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[estamir]

Does it still count as a corny love song if it's self aware and making fun of that?

[minteaprince]

Oh my......this love song, why does it sound so familiar-
it's almost like
it's every love song in existence, hmmmmmmm-

Thanks for sending me another generic and heartrending tune of roooooomance!
Have some candy!

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[possibilityleft]

Corny lovesong for sure.
Trick or treat!

[minteaprince]

i waited day and night for someone to send me taylor swift
you have not disappointed me
thank you for sending this-


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[koohii]

Trick or treat!
This kid

[minteaprince]

Oh my, that kid sure knows how to get their A+ game face on-
I'm sure they'll be a formidable opponent in getting candy this year-


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[needles]

Trick or treat!

What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?

[Squash.]

[minteaprince]

ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ)
I get it-
That's funny-
I like it-


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[beezebeora]

Trick or Treat!
(◍•ᴗ•◍)


your S.o.o.L. because there is no way I can do all of that hahaha.
So um.. I guess I can do a stupid halloween gif!

[minteaprince]

omg that gif makes me feel a plethora of emotions i am not sure what to say
I accept your token attempt and award you stars.



And also this:

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[tonko]

Trick or treat!!

1. Q: What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? A: "Make me one with everything."

2. Heheheh

3. Silly kitty

4. Would you like some cheese?

:D

[minteaprince]

ohohooooooooooo, a full application. Very well, this is fantastic-

But as the zen master walked away, the hot dog vendor called out "Yoga to pay still!" The zen master sighed and handed over a $10 bill. The vendor put the bill in his pocket and turned to serve the next customer. Confused, the zen master asked, "What about my change?"
The vendor wisely replied, "Change must come from within."

; u ; the cat is amazing 11/10 olympian clearly

oh god that song
so much old school dramatic zooming in of the face to show those lovestruck eyes
and then
karate kid
ahahhahahahahahahahah beautiful

yes yes you deserve this clearly thank

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[reneetwist]

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Boo!
Boo who?
Don't cry, I just knocked on your door!

Trick or treat!

[minteaprince]

I...I'm...I'm not crying...I'M JUST SWEATING FROM MY EYES-


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[harukami]

Q: Who did Frankenstien take to the dance?
A: His ghoulfriend.

[minteaprince]

Frankenstein is such a kind gentleman. Suave, and stylish. Really well put together.


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[suguro]

trick or treat!
happy halloweenie..... BYE.

[minteaprince]

--I DON'T GET THIS JOKE
unless you're making a ironic pun with weenies-
but I will forgive you-


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