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[minteaprince]

duel me at my card post
halloweenies '19


hello children
ｇＥＴ ＯＦＦ ＭＹ ＬＡＷＮ， ＫＩＤＳ

Į̠͈̯͍̙̗͍̮ͧͤͦ̍ͯͭ̄̑ͅ'̗ͣ̉̀͞ͅM̆ͯ̋͛̐҉̟̳̦͉̤̥͇̕ ̶̧̻̣̜̪͉ͯ͊̍̌̋̐ͮ̚W̤͚͇͙͒̽̽͒̊͢Aͧ̌ͮ͢҉̭̞͕̬̞̲̞̕T̝̥̬͙͎̲͐̅ͩͫ͆͞C͉̪͙̮̳̉̓̐̿̈́ͮ͟ͅH̰͎͕͉͉ͤͭ̑͐͒ͣ̂́̀Ï͎̩̗̼̩͕̙̫̒ͦ͢͞N̰̜͖̙̞̓͐̊ͩ̄̔̅Ģ̺̱̳͙̩̑̑̊̃̒͊͘͠ ̜̦̖̦̮̥̽ͥ̆̿̋̓ͥ͘Y̢̭̺͛̃̌͊O͕̾Ū͇͔̜͉̣̑̓̊͛ͩ͟͝




You don't get any sugary sweets unless you:
1. tell me a super lame joke.
2. or a pun of sorts.
3. or send me a stupid gif.
4. or give me the corniest lovesong you can possibly find.
5. best is if you do it all.

✧･ﾟ*.∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿*:･ﾟ✧ //sassy hairflip


ＭＹ ＤＥＮＴＡＬ ＲＥＣＯＲＤＳ
[+] ∞ supply of blue candy [11/04] [+] green candy from colouring book 210 [11/04] [+] yellow candy from rose_dragon [11/05] [+] red candy from thebun [11/05] [+] purple candy from seiyuu guess 418 [11/11] [+] blue candy from colouring book 210 [11/11] [+] blue candy from colouring book 211 [11/11]


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Comments

[preternatural]

Hey Kazu, what did the ghost say to the other ghost?

...

Do you believe in humans? 8D

[scblakdrgon]

What has ears, whiskers and a tail and no fur?
(Caution: should you see it, run as far away as you can)

....

Open the door

[dieneces]

This is my favorite pun story, shoot me

[onyxdotexe]

I can do the gif!

[netbug009]

Trick or Treat!

Two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second would have ducked.

[empanadas]

Trick or treat!

[toran]

THIS IS MY FAVORITE PUN...

[minteaprince]

Well, I was going to answer skinny pigs, but this will do-

Alas, I was always taught in self-defense to throw things and run while they're distracted and so-
//tosses at

[minteaprince]

//LE GASP

NON! CE N'EST PAS POSSIBLE!
HUMANS EXISTING-

I will have to agree with Mr. Shrugging Ghost over there, and so, have some sugar for telling me this valuable fact-

[emberwishes]

YOU ASKED FOR IT KAZU-SAMA

1. The past, the present and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.
2.
3.
4. THIS IS ALL KINDS OF CORN
5. Complete ;) ♥

Trick or treat Kaz-Kaz!

[kuranosuke]

Trick or treat~ :3


credits

[sal]

TRICK OR TREAT!

[minteaprince]

omg yes this is all i need
i will steal candy from children
just arrest me pls, officer-

THANK YOU FOR BRINGING ME THIS-

ＨＡＰＰＹ ＨＡＬＬＯＷＥＥＮ
(˼●̙̂ ̟ ̟̎ ̟ ̘●̂˻)

[minteaprince]

Ahhhhhh I love Pegasus <3
But, Hades better look spiffy for All Hallow's Eve-


ＨＡＰＰＹ ＨＡＬＬＯＷＥＥＮ
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[minteaprince]

omg that's beautiful it's heartrending
brings a tear to my eye
such emotion-


ＨＡＰＰＹ ＨＡＬＬＯＷＥＥＮ
(˼●̙̂ ̟ ̟̎ ̟ ̘●̂˻)

[minteaprince]

ahhhhhh yes
bar jokes
here's one in return:
A termite walks into a saloon and asks, "Hey, is the bar tender here?"


ＨＡＰＰＹ ＨＡＬＬＯＷＥＥＮ
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[minteaprince]

brilliant


ＨＡＰＰＹ ＨＡＬＬＯＷＥＥＮ
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[minteaprince]

Beautiful! I'd say that I've been hit by a.......smooth criminal B)

And you're right.........that is really corny. Like there's a lot of corn there. A whole cornfield.

FANTASTIC 11/10
HAVE SUGAR
TAKE IT

ＨＡＰＰＹ ＨＡＬＬＯＷＥＥＮ
(˼●̙̂ ̟ ̟̎ ̟ ̘●̂˻)

[minteaprince]

What a suave ghost! Perfect!

Rewards abound, here's your candy-

ＨＡＰＰＹ ＨＡＬＬＯＷＥＥＮ
(˼●̙̂ ̟ ̟̎ ̟ ̘●̂˻)

[minteaprince]

SUCH SWAG DANCE MOVES
I WILL BE SURE TO USE THIS NEXT TIME I HIT THE DANCE FLOOR
AND START THE PARTY
WHEN I WALK IN
THANK YOU-

IN APPRECIATION IN YOUR CONTRIBUTION TO MY QUEST TO BE THE MOST FABULOUS SWAGILICIOUS DANCER, HAVE SOME CANDY

ＨＡＰＰＹ ＨＡＬＬＯＷＥＥＮ
(˼●̙̂ ̟ ̟̎ ̟ ̘●̂˻)

[emberwishes]

Haha *takes a bow* I do what I can ;)

Happy Halloween and thank you for the candy, Kazu-sama c: ♥

[aaveplsgo]

Trick or treat!


i hope this is stupid enough...

[kuranosuke]

He is very suave uwu

Thank you and happy halloween to you as well~

[onyxdotexe]

It's extra nice! :D

Happy Halloween to you, too!

[gammacrank]

Trick or treat! My sister tells this joke every time she gets drunk. Every. Time.

A bear walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "Can I have a large Gin............................ and Tonic, please?" The Barman replies: "Yeah, sure, but what's with the big pause?"