hello dentist how are you [ RECORDS ]

[minteaprince]

duel me at my card post
halloweenies '19


hello children
ｇＥＴ ＯＦＦ ＭＹ ＬＡＷＮ， ＫＩＤＳ

Į̠͈̯͍̙̗͍̮ͧͤͦ̍ͯͭ̄̑ͅ'̗ͣ̉̀͞ͅM̆ͯ̋͛̐҉̟̳̦͉̤̥͇̕ ̶̧̻̣̜̪͉ͯ͊̍̌̋̐ͮ̚W̤͚͇͙͒̽̽͒̊͢Aͧ̌ͮ͢҉̭̞͕̬̞̲̞̕T̝̥̬͙͎̲͐̅ͩͫ͆͞C͉̪͙̮̳̉̓̐̿̈́ͮ͟ͅH̰͎͕͉͉ͤͭ̑͐͒ͣ̂́̀Ï͎̩̗̼̩͕̙̫̒ͦ͢͞N̰̜͖̙̞̓͐̊ͩ̄̔̅Ģ̺̱̳͙̩̑̑̊̃̒͊͘͠ ̜̦̖̦̮̥̽ͥ̆̿̋̓ͥ͘Y̢̭̺͛̃̌͊O͕̾Ū͇͔̜͉̣̑̓̊͛ͩ͟͝




You don't get any sugary sweets unless you:
1. tell me a super lame joke.
2. or a pun of sorts.
3. or send me a stupid gif.
4. or give me the corniest lovesong you can possibly find.
5. best is if you do it all.

✧･ﾟ*.∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿*:･ﾟ✧ //sassy hairflip


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[+] ∞ supply of blue candy [11/04] [+] green candy from colouring book 210 [11/04] [+] yellow candy from rose_dragon [11/05] [+] red candy from thebun [11/05] [+] purple candy from seiyuu guess 418 [11/11] [+] blue candy from colouring book 210 [11/11] [+] blue candy from colouring book 211 [11/11]


[-] [11/01] [-] [11/05] [-] [11/11]

Comments

[minteaprince]

omg that gif makes me feel a plethora of emotions i am not sure what to say
I accept your token attempt and award you stars.



And also this:

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[minteaprince]

ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ)
I get it-
That's funny-
I like it-


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[minteaprince]

Oh my, that kid sure knows how to get their A+ game face on-
I'm sure they'll be a formidable opponent in getting candy this year-


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[minteaprince]

i waited day and night for someone to send me taylor swift
you have not disappointed me
thank you for sending this-


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[yokatta]

OK a joke: why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

[because he had no body to go with!]

Trick or treat!

[minteaprince]

Oh my......this love song, why does it sound so familiar-
it's almost like
it's every love song in existence, hmmmmmmm-

Thanks for sending me another generic and heartrending tune of roooooomance!
Have some candy!

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[minteaprince]

I feel a kindred spirit in me with the boy in the far right-
it seems i feel my soul is leaving me too
how fitting for halloween-

THANK YOU! Have some candy!

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[zettaimuri]

It's not Halloween themed but here goes!

What did the buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison

TRICK OR TREAT!

[yoonghwa]

What do ghosts eat for supper?



...spooketti!

[dialny]

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

If you don't want to experience the same trick, give me a treat ^_~

[adurotum]

Trick or treat!

[blinkingrune]

What do you have when you're unsure about a plate of assorted snake-like fish?

Mixed eelings.

:'D

Trick or treat!

[nidoking]

trick or freet

[kues]

behold terrible jokes

actually just take the whole post but that one was the most groan-worthy imo

trick or treat!

[minteaprince]

ohohoho! This wit! I like it!
I will be sure to use this on my professors, thanks-

In return for probably ruining my academic career now, please, have some candy!


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[minteaprince]

ahhhhhh, such grace that haru shows
what a way to live life-



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[minteaprince]

Oho! I personally find eel delicious, so no mixed eelings here! But, to each their own I suppose!



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[minteaprince]

......................
.................................I LIKE IT.
THIS IS EXACTLY HOW EVERYTHING SHOULD WORK.
Sharing, confusion and betrayal- perfect score!



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[minteaprince]

//squints
is that a threat i hear..................

Nonetheless, I APPRECIATE YOUR BALLSY...NESS....... OHOHO. I LIKE YOUR SPUNK. HERE. CANDY


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Re: TRICK OR TREAT!

[minteaprince]

Ahhhhhhhhhhh, I'd like some for dinner too-

I'd share some spooketti with you too, but alas all I have on me is some candy...


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[minteaprince]

I am a-okay with this
very very mooved with your efforts
got no beef with it at all-
my udder thanks.



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[minteaprince]

oh no.....poor skeleton............
do you want to hear a joke?
It's pretty humerus-



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[ravengown]

trick or treat!

[cautiousardent]

Trick or treat!

[magaru]

I've pretty much always been physically unable to listen to a thousand miles

this was chosen after i went through several 90s and early 00s playlists

special mention goes to tenjou tenge ending because pls