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[minteaprince]

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halloweenies '19


hello children
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Į̠͈̯͍̙̗͍̮ͧͤͦ̍ͯͭ̄̑ͅ'̗ͣ̉̀͞ͅM̆ͯ̋͛̐҉̟̳̦͉̤̥͇̕ ̶̧̻̣̜̪͉ͯ͊̍̌̋̐ͮ̚W̤͚͇͙͒̽̽͒̊͢Aͧ̌ͮ͢҉̭̞͕̬̞̲̞̕T̝̥̬͙͎̲͐̅ͩͫ͆͞C͉̪͙̮̳̉̓̐̿̈́ͮ͟ͅH̰͎͕͉͉ͤͭ̑͐͒ͣ̂́̀Ï͎̩̗̼̩͕̙̫̒ͦ͢͞N̰̜͖̙̞̓͐̊ͩ̄̔̅Ģ̺̱̳͙̩̑̑̊̃̒͊͘͠ ̜̦̖̦̮̥̽ͥ̆̿̋̓ͥ͘Y̢̭̺͛̃̌͊O͕̾Ū͇͔̜͉̣̑̓̊͛ͩ͟͝




You don't get any sugary sweets unless you:
1. tell me a super lame joke.
2. or a pun of sorts.
3. or send me a stupid gif.
4. or give me the corniest lovesong you can possibly find.
5. best is if you do it all.

✧･ﾟ*.∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿*:･ﾟ✧ //sassy hairflip


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[+] ∞ supply of blue candy [11/04] [+] green candy from colouring book 210 [11/04] [+] yellow candy from rose_dragon [11/05] [+] red candy from thebun [11/05] [+] purple candy from seiyuu guess 418 [11/11] [+] blue candy from colouring book 210 [11/11] [+] blue candy from colouring book 211 [11/11]


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Comments

[minteaprince]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaah! I love Joltiks, they're adorable!
I am sure that Oshawott does not agree-

I enjoy this! Have a candy!
//full-hearted laugh

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[minteaprince]

It is a classic! I almost can't bear it! It's impawsible to not like bear jokes, although I'm sure your sister might be embearassed when she's...well, not so drunk. Maybe next time, she can try something new and do a bearrel roll instead, although I'm not too sure she's koalified-

Well, regardless.....

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[skybuns]

....trick or treat :|

[minteaprince]

i forgive you for your lack of excitement because puppy-


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[instrumentality]

GUTTA GUR FOAST.....

Trick or treat!

[sal]

I AM LAUGHING SO MUCH OH MY GOSH THANK YOU ♥

[canute]

I have no idea what the context of this gif is but it is beautiful nonetheless

Trick or treat!

[radria]

Someone doesn't want to be in the holiday spirit it seems.

[minteaprince]

NURT FOAST EENERF...........
HERV SOOM CERNDY TO LURVEL UP............


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[minteaprince]

omg yes plastic nee-san wwwwwwwwwwww

beautiful
this is a very good costume
i look forward to an interpretative performance of this for halloween-

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[estamir]

Does it still count as a corny love song if it's self aware and making fun of that?

[possibilityleft]

Corny lovesong for sure.
Trick or treat!

[koohii]

Trick or treat!
This kid

[needles]

Trick or treat!

What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?

[Squash.]

[beezebeora]

Trick or Treat!
(◍•ᴗ•◍)


your S.o.o.L. because there is no way I can do all of that hahaha.
So um.. I guess I can do a stupid halloween gif!

[tonko]

Trick or treat!!

1. Q: What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? A: "Make me one with everything."

2. Heheheh

3. Silly kitty

4. Would you like some cheese?

:D

[reneetwist]

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Boo!
Boo who?
Don't cry, I just knocked on your door!

Trick or treat!

[harukami]

Q: Who did Frankenstien take to the dance?
A: His ghoulfriend.

[suguro]

trick or treat!
happy halloweenie..... BYE.

[moon_wolf]

Trick-or-treat!

[minteaprince]

That's a good look on you, Hinata-
At least their hair colours are Halloween coloured-


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[minteaprince]

--I DON'T GET THIS JOKE
unless you're making a ironic pun with weenies-
but I will forgive you-


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[minteaprince]

Frankenstein is such a kind gentleman. Suave, and stylish. Really well put together.


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[minteaprince]

I...I'm...I'm not crying...I'M JUST SWEATING FROM MY EYES-


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[minteaprince]

ohohooooooooooo, a full application. Very well, this is fantastic-

But as the zen master walked away, the hot dog vendor called out "Yoga to pay still!" The zen master sighed and handed over a $10 bill. The vendor put the bill in his pocket and turned to serve the next customer. Confused, the zen master asked, "What about my change?"
The vendor wisely replied, "Change must come from within."

; u ; the cat is amazing 11/10 olympian clearly

oh god that song
so much old school dramatic zooming in of the face to show those lovestruck eyes
and then
karate kid
ahahhahahahahahahahah beautiful

yes yes you deserve this clearly thank

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